if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

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READ A BOOK
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if you ever feel bad about your art please remember that sam winchester once posed as a sketch artist and made this
it’s called math because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away
360 degrees is a full circle, the number you look for is 180
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
COULSON LIVES AND I’M SLOWLY DYING.
A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”
#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.


